The next day, she looked out of her kitchen window only to find the same strange man staring back at her.
Janice Dickinson has just spent three weeks in the jungle living off nothing but kangaroo anuses and the nervous energy that comes from listening to Christopher Biggins shriek like a schoolgirl every two seconds.
Do you hear that noise? Although Tyra Banks has yet to respond to Janice's fat claim, it's thought that she'll issue a statement by teatime declaring that Janice Dickinson lives in a cardboard box, has fleas and buys all her clothes from Asda.
The police arrived; he was gone.
Pretty Sarah Michelle Gellar without makeup may surprise you.
And, as such, Janice Dickinson has just told the world that Tyra Banks is fat on the Today show.